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BEETLEJUICE: You could use a buddy Don't you want a pal (Yes I do! Yes I do!) Girl, the way I see it Your Daddy should be leavin' And you should stick around (And kill him!)

LYDIA: What?

BEETLEJUICE: Nothing Revenge is not as fun (And believe me it is fun) If you're not there to claim the scalp And I can be so...

LYDIA: Gross? Creepy? Ugly? Disgusting?

BEETLEJUICE: Well, sure, but more importantly The point is I can help I'm in your corner

LYDIA: I don't want you in my corner

BEETLEJUICE: And I can be the worst No, the best No, the worst We can be a team Like the world has never seen But you gotta free me first So Lydia don't off yourself Just stop yourself I can help you stay in the game Together we'll exterminate! Assassinate!

LYDIA: No!

BEETLEJUICE: The finer points can wait But first you gotta say my name

LYDIA: But I don't know your name

BEETLEJUICE: Well I can't say it

LYDIA: How 'bout a game of charades?

BEETLEJUICE: Ok, let's play it

LYDIA: Two words

BEETLEJUICE: Ok

LYDIA: Second word

BEETLEJUICE: Right

LYDIA: Drink?

BEETLEJUICE: No

LYDIA: Beverage?

BEETLEJUICE: No

LYDIA: Wine?

BEETLEJUICE: No

LYDIA: Juice?

BEETLEJUICE: Yes!

LYDIA: Ok First word

BEETLEJUICE: Ok

LYDIA: Ant?

BEETLEJUICE: No

LYDIA: Bug?

BEETLEJUICE: Close, but no

LYDIA: Beetle?

BEETLEJUICE: Yes!

LYDIA: Beetlejuice?

BEETLEJUICE: Wow, I'm impressed And all you gotta do is say my name three times Three times in a row it must be spoken Unbroken Ready?

LYDIA: Yeah

BEETLEJUICE: Ok go...

LYDIA: Beetlejuice...

BEETLEJUICE: Yes

LYDIA: Beetlejuice...

BEETLEJUICE: Yes

LYDIA: Beeeeeeeeeeeeee.... cause You're so smart A stand up bro I'll think about your offer Let you know But I prefer my chances down below Oh, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark I've been swimming with piranhas I don't need a shark Yes, life sucks But not that much Ok, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Be a doll and spare the lecture

BEETLEJUICE: I'm offering you a full-time spectre

LYDIA: Are you any good?

BEETLEJUICE: You bet'cha Trust me, baby!

LYDIA: I just met ya Really it's a flattering offer

BEETLEJUICE: Don't you wanna see Dad suffer?

LYDIA: I think I'd rather just jump off I may be suicidal But Beetlejuice it's not as if I've lost my mind though

BEETLEJUICE: I'm gonna make you say my name

LYDIA: I'll never say your name

BEETLEJUICE: I'll make you say my name

LYDIA: I'll never say your name

BEETLEJUICE: I'll make you say my name

LYDIA: I'll never say your name

BEETLEJUICE: You can't run away I'll make you say my name

LYDIA: I'll never say your name

BEETLEJUICE: I'll make you say my name

LYDIA: I'll never say your name

BEETLEJUICE: I'll make you say my name

LYDIA: I'll never say your name

BEETLEJUICE: You can't run away I'll make you say my name